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KidxLiz: Patricia-Matchmaker"Liiiiiiiiz!"The tall blonde barely had time to the close the bathroom door behind her before her younger sister rushed over, embracing her in a tight hug, silently sobbing into her shirt.Liz blinked in surprise, "What the
Patty are you ok?"Patty looked up at her sister with crocodile tears and a snotty nose running down her face, "Can you help me please? I-I was playing with m-my giraffe and I threw it a-and now it's stuck in the closet!""Stuck in the closet?"Patty stood up, finally letting go and pointed in the direction of the evil closet that devoured her precious stuffed animal, "Y-yeah, the towel closet on the top shelf! I can't reach! Pleeeeaaassseee?""Ok ok relax, I'll get it for you" Liz gently pat the short blonde on the head and gave her a warm smile.Patty's eyes shined with joy, "Yay! You're the bestest big sister ever!""Yeah I know!" Liz laughed and gently flung her hair behind her shoulders as she walked off to be the hero.Around the corner and a few steps l
LizxKid Oneshot"I hope you all enjoy your winter vacations!" Professor Stein beamed to his promising DWMA students, "I know I will!" He laughed with a tinge of insanity as he took out his dissecting knife and a cage containing a species of bird unfamiliar to me (but most likely endangered knowing Stein-sama...). Me Patty and the rest of the DWMA students eagerly awaited for that one word that meant weeks of relaxation and sleeping in."Dismissed!" Stein shouted with glee already examining his specimen."Alright!" Patty and I yelled in scarily perfect unison. I glanced over Patty's shoulder to see how Kid was celebrating, and honestly wasn't surprised that he was yelling at Black Star for his hair being unsymettrical again.Oh no..."Kid!" I yelled getting his attention, "C'mon Patty and I want to get started on our beauty sleep!"I saw him mumble something (but didn't even try to make it out the students joyous shouts were deafening) slump his shoulders in defeat and slink over beside Patty and I.Aft
KidxLiz-Jealous pt2"Hey guys I'm home!" Liz announced as she walked into the Gallows Manor one evening. Her arms full of random shopping bags and a smile on her face, there truly was nothing quite like retail therapy."Hullo!" a voice called out, confirming there were other inhabitants within the large mansion. Liz poked her head into the living room and found Patty sprawled out on the couch watching tv, waving excitedly at her sister."You were out for quite some time"Liz froze at the sound of a scolding parent; she looked up to find Kid sitting on the lounging chair across the room, his fingers interlaced and leg bouncing nervously."Sorry I had to meet up with Soul, he let me borrow some cds and I wanted to give them back" Liz huffed and placed her shopping bags on the couch, which were immediately snatched away and sorted through by Patty."Then we went out and met Maka at Deathbucks for a bit, I lost track of time sorry about that"Had Liz blinked, she would've missed the small twitch under his lef
Because Of You- A KidxLiz one-shotFirst Soul Eater one-shot. Just finished the anime the other day and wanted to do a quick fanfic of my favorite couple. Oh, and I apologize for any OOC-ness. I doubt Liz would really be as dense in the series as I made her in this fic but I still hope you guys like it anyways.I found a KidxLiz AMV on YT that had Taylor Swift's song "You belong with me" in it and that kind of inspired me to write this :/Disclaimer: Soul Eater and it's characters belong to Atsushi Ohkubo"Damn...!" Kid cursed as he ran as fast as he could through an abandoned town as fast as his legs could take him. Behind Kid ran an evil, gigantic monster that was in the process of soon becoming a kishin. Kid and the Thompson sisters had been assigned a mission to go to the abandoned town of Lunar to destroy a rumored monster that had been killing innocent travelers passing by.Now they were running for their lives; trying to figure out a way to stop the giant that now tread behind them at top speed."Kid, lets try So
Shadows of the Soul chapter 2SoulX-Maka Shadows of the SoulChapter two: Memories(Nobody's POV)Soul sat on his and Maka's couch or more accurately half sat half slumped on the couch slack jawed andstaring off into space with a certain meister muddying his thoughts. He let the fight play back in hishead, Crona swinging the demon sword Ragnarok, Maka blocking, Soul transforming into his humanform and leaping in front of Maka, Ragnarok slashing through his chest. All for his meister
it was allfor Maka. It felt strange not calling her by her name in his thoughts at the moment, so
Maka the girlwho both irked him to no end and made him feel a certain warmth in his chest. The girl he was in lovewith. 'So
when exactly did I fall in love with her?' Soul thought. Instead of nightmares he dreamed ofher smiling face, his Maka teasing was more flirting and he altogether felt different around her sincethey had met Dr. Stein. So he guessed he had been in love with her since their 'Extra
SoulXMaka-shadows of the soulSoul -X- MakaThe shadows of the soulChapter One: Home.Maka's POV----------------------------------------------------------- --I watched the rain pour outside my bedroom window and sighed. Ever since Soul had protected mefrom Crona during the battle I've felt weird, I've felt like I want to be close to him
REALLY close to him.I wanted to run my fingers through his through his soft snow white hair and lose myself in those deepcarmine orbs of his. I wanted him to hold me close and vice-versa, I wanted to breathe in his warm scentof cinnamon and strawberries
. But at the same time I was afraid, afraid to be near him, afraid he wasgoing to be hurt again because of me, AND I had also sworn to myself that I would never let anothermale get close to me after what happened between my mother and the cheater and liar I call my papa. Isighed again as the phone rang. Blair picked it up."Hello?" I heard the cat murmur, A pause "Oh?" another pause, "okay I'll be sure to tell Mak
On Relationships Ch 1: The Start"Liz, that story you sent me was beautifully written, but terribly sad! Do you know how long it's been since I've weeped so openly? DO YOU?" Kid said as he came into the common room of the first floor of the manor house.Liz thought for a moment. "Well, there was this morning at breakfast when you got upset over seeing your reflection on the counter top," she suggested.Patty giggled madly. "You cry all the time, Kid!""I... I do not!" He began to sob wildly in a bizarre mixture of anger and depression. "Why must the two of you seek to destroy my mental health at all times? What did I ever do to you?""Kid, I-I.. didn't mean anything by it," Liz stuttered helplessly, laying a hand lightly on his shoulder.Patty sobered from her laughter fit. "Didn't mean to make you sad."Now deciding to play the high-and-mighty route, Kid puffed his chest out and snorted. "You should both put more thought into your behavior, you know! Despite your opinion of my disorder being something hilarious, it's
On Relationships Ch 9: PensivityThe next evening, Death the Kid found himself in his study again. This time, however, the door was firmly locked against interruptions. It was important that he get down to the bottom of what was currently happening. Possibly his father knew, but as usual he wasn't giving up any information, preferring that Kid learn things on his own whenever possible.Regardless, it meant Kid had to spend quality time with a stack of dusty old books and scrolls.He turned his attention to the old book open before him, a heavy and boring piece that tried its best to document what little was known about the Elder Gods. It was disappointingly thin, made worse that at least half of it was written in a language unknown to anyone. Kid found himself reading the margin notes of Reapers past trying to make sense out of the mystery of the book. They hadn't seemed to have any more luck than he was having.Staring at the indecipherable pages, Kid found his thoughts drifting elsewhere. Back to the night before. B
On Relationships Ch 3: Bait and Switch"Yo, Kid," Patty called from her sprawl on the couch. "What's the next mission?"Liz glanced up from across the room where she was reading a magazine for his response."Now that you mention it, Patty, I believe we can continue with our previous mission to hunt the demon Saul. With Digit returned, we should be able to continue using her as bait for the spirit in question." He looked upset at this. "Ugh. Bad choice of words. Well, you know what I mean."Patty giggled. "But she IS bait. And it works really well. Liz and I used to use the bait-and-switch all the time.""Mm-hmm," Liz made an agreeable sort of noise from behind her magazine. "There was also the lost-sister routine. That one was great with tourists." Liz's voice was slightly muffled from her magazine.Patty grinned. "That one was fun! Oh! And the fire-escape shuffle!"Kid's eyebrows rose curiously though his eyes remained half-lidded. "The fire escape shuffle?" he repeated, already knowing he probably shouldn't have asked."T
SoulXMaka: Erased, chapter 1"Oi, Maka, slow down a bit. Why're you so excited?" Soul grumbled loudly as the two walked down the school hall. Classes were finished for the day. More extracurricular lessons were posted up on the board, but Soul just wanted to go home. He was tired as hell because he hadn't gotten enough sleep last night."Baaaaka! Don't you remember? We've got 96 souls already! We're almost finished getting the number of souls we need to make you a Death Scythe!" she exclaimed half-heartedly. She spoke while staring at the board the whole time, contemplating what mission they should take on. "Here! This one!" She pointed at a sheet of paper."Eh? What is it?" Soul snatched the sheet off the board and read it out in his mind. Souls have been mysteriously disappearing in the town of Yokano. Find the threat and eliminate it as quickly as possible. Mission Requirements: Soul Perception. "Yokano isn't too far from Death City...""So? We gonna take it?""... Hmm." Soul replied, handing the sheet o
KidLiz: TreatmentYellow light cut through his eyes. A lantern? Kid lifted his head and narrowed his eyes, trying to understand what happened. He couldn't remember how long he was lying in this moist, cold basement without any movement. Maybe a day, maybe two, or maybe even just a few hours in this darkness time passed not the way it was supposed to, but the way he comprehended it. Death the Kid has gotten a "holiday" in the very uncomfortable way. And that was understated."Kid?" - The voice was familiar to the boy, but his head refused to realize this piece of information. Good that he wasn't a computer. A machine with broken parts would stop working a long time ago, but he still tried to think about something, not spending attention to the pain in his ribs and to the fact that his broken hands were tied behind his back, making it impossible to move."Kid!" - the noisy female voice tore at the silence again. Somebody shook him violently, grabbing him at his shoulders. "Hey
Miss You -chap. 2, SouMaka-Maka didnt know how long she sat there, letting her eyes cry until they were sore, sobbing until her throat felt dry.Soul was gone. Vanished without a simple reason as to why. What happened that made him leave so abruptly? What happened that he couldnt trust Maka to keep secret?So many questions ran through her mind as her blurred eyes stared into the empty room. Shed never imagined this room empty. Seeing it now felt
so surreal. She wanted it back to the way it used to be, back to the way that kept her mind from being so confused.She stood then, shakily leaning against the doorframe as her legs threatened to give out. Without a seconds thought, she walked over to the small table that sat by the main door and grabbed her cell phone. The blinding pink made her squint, and she cursed her Papa for buying her such an obnoxiously colored device.But this was the only means in which she could get in contact with Soul.If he picked up.Her fingers glided over
KidxLiz: Sleeping Symmetry"Eeeep!" Patty jumped up in a fright as the storm outside grew stronger, wind rushing past her window, rain drumming relentlessly against the walls and every so often, the crash of thunder and blinding lightning was more than enough to keep the youngest Thompson sister wide awake.The storm had been going on for hours, though her eye lids were heavy and body crying out for sleep, Patty just couldn't find comfort in her own bed. Thus, she quickly threw off the blankets and swiftly made her way across the room where her older sister lay sleeping like the dead."
L-liz?" she called out weakly, but received no answer, "Sis? C'mon wak-" Without warning another blinding flash followed by the roar of thunder reached a little too close to home as Patty could clearly see the jagged hand of God crashing to earth just outside her window.Patty's eyes grew wide in fear and let her legs take her to anywhere but there, "EEEEEEP!" she cried out and took off out of the room and down the hall. To
The Nature of LoveFull Title: The Nature of Fear, Bravery, and LoveCategory: FanfictionFandom(s): Soul EaterSummary: When Kid is injured on a mission, Liz realizes some things about the emotions that confuse us most. Kid/Liz.It is the nature of fear and bravery and love to confuse us. The fear of what lies ahead, the bravery to confront it, and the love that is our driving force - these emotions guide our decisions and often conflict, leading to indecision and hesitancy within us. We can never be sure of where our choices will lead us; too much of any one of these emotions can cause us to misstep and fall.Elizabeth Thompson has many fears. She doesn't consider herself a brave person, and she's pretty terrified right now, faced with yet another monster and a situation that her meister's ridiculous obsession has gotten them into. But this isn't like any other time. Kid is seriously hurt, and Liz finds herself wondering, panicked, if his kind can truly die.An acute fear co
Sick Day - A KidxLiz FicThe morning sun peeked through the closed curtains as Death the Kid rose himself out of bed.*6:08
Good, I'm on schedule*Quick to get dressed, the young shinigami prepared himself for his daily ritual: meticulously checking every portion of the mansion to guarantee that everything was in perfect, symmetrical order. This usually took Kid about an hour of his day, leaving the remaining time for Liz and Patty to get ready.Taking a deep breath, and mentally cursing his OCD, Kid set out for the long task ahead of him.~7:08~Happy to see that everything was in its right position, Kid made his way to the kitchen to see if the girls were awake yet. Much to the reaper's surprise, all that could be spotted was Patty sitting at the table, eating a bowl of cereal, watching some cartoons on the television residing on the counter (in the exact center of course). This was a rare occurrence considering Liz is always up and about before Patty, so where was she?"Patty, where's your sister?"Loo